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When

Friday, July 12 – Sunday, July 14

Where
Registration
Use Venmo

Send $25 to @boulderh3 and include your hash name in the memo.

Use Cash

Give $25 to either PeePee McFarts, Seman, CumQuick Cowboy, or Lady Dayz.

Use Something Else

If you still can’t figure it out how to pay email onon@boulderh3.com and we’ll “make an arrangement.”

Bring

Food, Drinking vessel, Camping shit, Sunscreen, Bug spray, Toilet paper, Poop shovel, Firewood, Water, Ice, Headlamps (who said head…), Skimpy outfits, Whistles.

Experience

A hash or two, Beer (no guarantee on its temperature or foaminess), Sunburn, Hangovers, Hopefully fire… that’s about all we are willing to guarantee—expect nothing, you paid $25 for this you scumbag.

Schedule
Friday

Afternoon/Evening | Show up whenever

Twilight | Welcome Hash

Midnight | Midnight Naked Hash

Saturday

Morning | Chill hard. Drink Bloody Mary’s. Take a dump. Smooth jazz dance off.

2pm | Main trail by Cockbuster Video

Midnight | Midnight Naked Hash

Sunday

Morning | *Hangover Hash

*Please note this may never actually happen. Sitting around and drinking likely will happen.