WHEN: 01/30/2016 at 02:00PM
HARES: Amber Alert
We’re starting this hash up high so we can ensure everyone gets to go down. There will probably be snow and ice and maybe some lube, so bring traction. There is no theme, but if you want to re-hash that sexy schoolgirl outfit from Holidaze Amber won’t complain. IMPORTANT INFO IN THE D’ERECTIONS
HASH CASH: $7
TRAIL TYPE: A – A’
TURKEY/EAGLE: We’ll see
Traction, virgins with thin skin, virgins with lots of skin, a wicked thirst, a luge, a compass, a lack of moral compass and of course Beano’s Mom.
Drive up Flagstaff Rd until you see a parking area that says “Realization Point”. If the weather is anything less than complete sh*t parking at the TrailHEAD will be very tight (like no Hariette ever). Additionally this parking area has a $5 fee if your vehicle is not registered in Boulder County. So make some friends, sit on some laps, and carpool up the hill from Chautauqua or elsewhere.
If your doggies is a stickler for the rules they should stay home. Bad dogs who ignore signage are gonna do whatever the hell they want.