02/22/2020 at 02:00PM
Boulder’s 900th trail happens to fall on a 22/2-2/tutu day and it’s National Margarita Day! Holly hellfire shit. Wear some sort of netting that will chafe enough to slow down the race-ism. Or try to fit one of WW’s child size tutu’s around your wrist. Or cum dressed like a hasher in new shoes.
WHERE: Third St & Forest Ave, Boulder, CO 80304
GPS: 40.0329, -105.2927
HARE: Whore’s Whisperer
TRAIL: A-A. Longer than 2.2 miles and shorter than 22 miles. Shiggy? *shoulder shrug*
HASH CASH: $7
ON AFTER: Dark Horse, 2922 Baseline Rd, Boulder, CO 80303