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WHEN
08/03/2022 at 04:20PM

WHERE
1021 Arapahoe Ave Parking

HARES
Buck Naked & Guillermo del Toro

DESCRIPTION

Greed. Wrath. Lust. Pride. Anti-racism (sloth). Beer. Drug’s.

This is a love letter to Bradley Cooper, Boulder alleys, and (Hamm’s) Beer. The course will feature Boulder’s best bougie alleys. Top finisher will receive (1) buy one get 1/2 off entry to Nitro Club; you read that right, you can take Megan to Nitro after this event for only $15!

Strap on your carbon fiber shoes, or don’t, and get ready to make extremely wealthy homeowners uncomfortable!

Start will be on the lawn northeast of the 1021 Arapahoe Ave parking lot (south of boulder creek).

Course will be approximately 4.20miles (on the high side) and will be ready at 4:20PM. I’ll probably hang near the creek until an uncertain point.

RSVP by Tuesday, maybes on $meta = no

HASH CASH
$7

On-on!
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