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What: TOGA HASH + Memorial Day Bolder Boulder Interruption

When: Start 9 AM on MONDAY 5/26. This should give you racists enough time to r*n your silly race and meet us. The pack will kindly mark trail, so if you are a little late then follow the flour.

Where: Howard Hueston Park

D’Erections: Meet at Howard Hueston Park: Look for street parking–you should be able to park on 34th street; take Foothills to Valmont (going west) then right/north on 34th. The Bolder Boulder may interfere with other routes to the park: check the official route to know where you have to drive around, or better yet just bike or walk there.

Hares: Ceasar Weird Ball Yankus-o-Dickus and Machus 1.Whoricleese

Trail: A-A

Hash Cash: $5 for the hash. We will do some breakfast snacks before and BBQ after. We will provide some food, and will have a tip jar if you want to contribute to food fund. This is rain or shine event, weather looks to be in the 70s so we’ll grab a keg of milk stout.

Bring: a toga, laurel wreath, virgins for the Bacchanalia, any other food you’d like at the BBQ…

Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs and kiddies are not allowed in the Bolder Boulder race, which we’ll be ducking through; sorry. They should be okay at the park for the BBQ and circle.

Contact: Got caught up in the Bolder Boulder and lost the pack? Were racist enough to run the Bolder Boulder, but not enough to finish in time to find the pack? Call Weird Ball at (303) 717-7994, and I’ll get back to you at the next beer check.