What: It’s Halloween. Let’s put our heads in pumpkins and run around naked!
Wear: A Halloween costume. The sluttier and scarier, the better.
When: Saturday October 25th @ 2:69 HST (aka 3:09 MST)
Where: Centennial Trail Head (Aka, “Mt Sanitas Trailhead”). On the Left, soon after Mapleton becomes Sunshine Canyon.
Hares: Closest Dick’ll Do and Just Joe
Hash Cash: 5 Dollar Cash Money! (Make it rain!)
Bring: This is an actual trail. Not a pub crawl like Halloweens past! Tricks, recreational marijuana-laced treats, a completely justifiable fear of racoons, The Award, your shiggiest shoes, crates for apple picking, virgins, extra warmth, extra warm virgins, and a headlamp.
Trail: A to Aish.
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Yes dog (maybe leash though?). Definitely not stroller.
On-After: Condo of Closest Dick’ll Do for some drinks, then we can head to Pearl? Corner of Portland and Broadway – detailed instructions provided at hash. Just Joe and Dick’ll Do will NOT be taking on the responsibility of feeding any of you gluten free/cruelty free/vegan/low glycemic index/organic/raw/ free range wankers! We can order delivery, and we will be by restaurants and Ideal Market.
D’Erections: Follow the link.
-Closest Dick’ll Do and Just Joe.