Hares: Yeast Infection and Fatal if Swallowed, live haring ’cause that’s how we roll
What: Fully Mooned Hash #??
Where: Starting from William Oliver’s, 2608 S Timberline Rd, Fort Collins, CO 80525, next door to the King Sooper’s, just south of Drake/Timberline
When: Saturday, August 9th, 6:69pm (which had to be explained to me, 7:09pm if you prefer)
Why: We got talked into haring because we got all married and shit a few years ago and running by the light of the full moon is our idea of a romantic anniversary.
What to Bring: $7 hash cash, ID on trail, virgins (the bar owner of the start is threatening to cum!), headlamps, shagbags with spare clothing. Probably a good idea to leave your dogs and babies at home.
Prelube: Starting 6pm. Cum early. Our trail will be much more entertaining if you get a couple of whisky drinks in your belly first.
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