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WHEN

10/28/2017 at 2:69

WHERE

Oskar Blues on Pearl

HARES

Cockchester and Semen 4 Vegan

DESCRIPTION

THEME: Halloween costumes, offensive carved pumpkins, evading the police, getting diabetes.

BRING: Hash Cash, ID, other monies for bars, bail money for Weird Ball, lots of quarters for strippers, candy for Amber to lure children with, and the Hashit to burn in a bonfire.

DON’T BRING: dogs (this time), children (ever), Cha Cha (actually, on second thought, bring Cha Cha).

OTHER: Hares out at 4:00. Semen might die, and Cockchester gets lost easily, so this could get interesting.

HASH CASH

$7

TRAIL TYPE

A – A’

D’ERECTIONS

Meet inside Oskar Blues on Pearl St. before that cursed location shuts down yet again. Probably run/walk/bike/rollerblade/segway/Uber/Lyft/hitchhike there because downtown is gonna be cray, but you do you.

On-on!
Cockchester / Semen

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