There will be a hash to commemorate two of the funkiest things that have ever happened on this Earth: Woodstock (8/15/1969) and the Wizard of Oz (8/15/1939). Wizards and hippies will unite for the first time in many years to run in a loop like idiots!
When: Saturday 8/15 @ 4:69 HST (5:09 pm)
Where: In front of SCARPA at Pearl Pkwy and Frontier Ave (opposite side of same building as Sanitas Brewery, near the train tracks) (https://www.google.com/maps/dir//40.0227288,-firstname.lastname@example.org,-105.2496275,18z)
Pre-lube: Sanitas Brewing at 4ish
Hares: Two newbs: Just Jon and Just Savannah
Hash Cash: $5 or an equivalent in Judy Garland’s personal poppy supply.
Bring: Wizards, hash, scare crows, tie-dye t-shirts, cowardly lions, boobs, free love, ruby slippers, poppy for days, shiggy socks, and a mellow attitude. (And costumes you wankers!)
Don’t Bring: That Harry Potter costume. This isn’t 2007.
Disclaimer: If anything goes wrong, blame the mis-management that concocted the idea to have two Just’s hare their first trails together.