11/04/2017 at 02:23PM
Probably Her Nipples
Hola Wankers! It’s time for another quarterly-ish edition of that very Boulder of hash events, Beerienteering! Probably Her Nipples will be haring this edition that promises pretty much certain death or at least self-amputation of a beloved body part.
1. Chug a beer
2. Get a map
3. Grab a friend (but not in the Weinstein way)
4. Follow map to four other beer chug locations
5. Put all empties in your sack
6. Fight a hobo
7. Return with your empties and invert them over your cranium to prove it or make it so
Bring: A sack for your empties, adull knife, vrgins
Don’t Bring: enough water, anesthetics, or any climbing gear.
Do: RSVP to the facebook event if you want to find enough beer on trail!
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Shanahan Ridge trailhead near the corner of Lehigh St. and Lafayette Dr. in South Boulder. Bike, Bus, uber, ride a cow, find a crippled DD. Sobriety’s not a thing.