01/01/2017 at 12:00PM
Cum Quick Cowboy & Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
On New Year’s Day 2016, one of our own sang a violent hash song on trail around a virgin wannabe city council member. Good hash behavior some say. Fortunately, she posted on our newly open-to-anyone website exclaiming what a wonderful time she had at the hash and regaling us with tales of violence across America. Thus, she unknowingly started a new BH3 tradition: the Violence Hash, anally sharing its place with the New Year’s Hangover Hash.
So when you wake up on New Year’s Day, after you take take 8 Advil and a shot of tabasco, get your ass out of bed and up to Funbarrel. We’ll be celebrating a grand tradition of trying not to piss off everyone in Boulder.
PRELUBE – CQC’s House
ON OUT – This is a true Boulder Hash and will not be leaving on time, on out at 12:69PM
ON AFTER – Cum Quick Cowboy and Southern Generositities’ house. Ample crash space is available.
THEME – The same clothes you wore on New Year’s Eve
BRING – Hangover, Virgins, Hashit (MACH!), Dogs
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Parking is available in the guest spots at Sundance Sq, or if they are full, you can park on Clubhouse Rd or since its Sunday, in the Country Club office complex nearby.
Cum Quick Cowboy
CQC: email@example.com (404)-268-7000