10/09/2016 at 03:00PM
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick and Cum Quick Cowboy
I’m going to be busy trying tiny pours of countless different beers at GABF this Saturday, but that means that SUNDAYis a perfect time for me to work off my hangover by setting a trail on which you can sample whole cans of a small number of different cheap beers. And who knows—maybe there will be some brown paper bags full of fancy beer to try.
BRING — A whistle, the Hashit, a hangover, pretzel necklaces, virgins, a thirst for beer, etc.
On Valmont, east of Foothills Parkway, turn south on Airport Road to find parking. Then look for people trying to inconspicuously pre-lube. Or on a bike, it’s just off of the Goose Creek Trail.