09/10/2016 at 03:69PM
THEME — Sportsball is starting and fro some people that’s a big deal for some sad reason. So let’s get crunk in this park and toss things around. We’ll also go for a r*n and get crunk during that too. There will be frisbees, two kites, a boomerang (special down-downs for anyone who figures it out), and some plastic thing I bought at Myrtle Beach (it’s a dildo).
BRING — Bring your own damn prelube beers. ID needed on trail. Haven’t seen the Hashit in a while. Mach probably has it because he’s usually failing at something.
OTHER — Harpo’s (goo.gl/HJBYzI) for On-After when we get sick of the park. Also, Cum Stain and I live nearby if you need to rest your weary head on Cum Stain’s crotch for the night.
There is a parking lot for the drivers. Boulder Creek Path runs through the park for the bikers. Ample field space for the helicopterers.
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If someone volunteers to lay a Turkey trail at some point, be my guest.
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